Stranded in Bolivia - Episode 1 : "He's created an alliance for us"
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Aymara, Day 1

Aymara consists of tribe members from opposing tribes in Survivor : Outback ~ Amber, Colby, Kel and Jerri from the original Ogakor tribe, and Alicia, Elisabeth, Michael and Rodger from the original Kucha tribe. The tribe seems full of energy as they were welcomed by Jeff Probst and Mark Burnett to their new Aymara camp.

Jeff Probst : Welcome to Aymara, everyone!
Kel : I was just going to write that Jeff's eyes creep me out, but then I realized that *my* eyes creep me out.
Colby : I'm here for a minute....gotta go get wood. You can never have enough wood.
Alicia : This is how Survivor SHOULD always be played; me, two men getting 'wood' and Jeff watching in the distance.
Elisabeth : Hi Colby. Woof! Damn are you a cutie. Oh and a little about me, I'm here obviously checking out the goods, errr - I mean the competition.
Kel : Elizabeth, you're not interested in tall dark handsome men? Because you know, Colby is a good guy and all, but from what I hear he has an eye on Jeff. . .
Rodger : I really miss Debb...
Mark Burnett : Hey you guys. Havent learned the names yet. I've been too busy working on my new hit shows On the Lot, and Pirate Master to worry about this old show
Amber : Hey Alicia! What's up?
Alicia : Yeah, I agree. Colby has been out there 'getting wood' for a long time now.
Jerri : I can't wait until it's discovered that we're actually real $urvivewhores during the great reveal. sup, girlfrien'?
Rodger : The big reveal: we are all Stephenie.
Alicia : At least she'd be assured of winning THIS time
Kel : Hey Jerri. Let's bury the beef jerky, shall we?

Kel, the social butterfly, wasted no time in talking to everyone on the tribe, separately.

Kel : Hey Lis! taking a break from The View to be here?! SWEET!
Elisabeth : Hi Kel~ Yep, I'm working off some of my "Rosie issues", but I don't want to go into them here. That *&$%#^&!!!

Kel : Hey Alicia, welcome to the game. So why are you listing yourself as Manhattan?
Alicia : Are you saying I do not know where I live? Don’t I live there?

Alicia – CONFESSIONAL : It looks like Kel may be a good guy to bond with. I'll be needing a scape-coat later in the game.

Kel : Hey Rodger, nice to see ya here. Just popping by to say hello!
Rodger : Hey, Kel, nice to see you posting here, too!

Rodger – CONFESSIONAL : So far my interaction with the rest of the tribe is going okay. I have had more conversation with Alicia than anyone else, although it's just friendly chatter, not game talk. I've also chatted a bit with Kel, who seems really nice. Colby, Elisabeth, Amber, and Jerri also seem nice. I hope that we have majority at the merge; they all seem like strong players

Kel : Hey Colby, nice to see ya.
Colby: Hey Kel, I just showed up a little bit ago...had things to do "around camp." I'm looking at getting rid of three people first: Alicia, Amber and Jerri. If the rest of us form an alliance, we have the numbers to get rid of them in any order we choose
Kel: hmm. . .you're quick on the game. why them in particular?
Colby : I hated those three in S2. I don't know if the players are going to play them like the show or not, but just in case, I want them gone. I know, I'm evil.

Kel – CONFESSIONAL : WHOAAAAAAAAAA hold yer horses there Colby buddy. You're gonna click up on who you wanna get rid of based on their names? I'm gonna keep it honest for now. Why make a promise before we see how people play out? Colby's gonna be someone we gotta watch out for.

Colby – CONFESSIONAL : I already want to kill Jerri, Amber, Alicia and Kel. I'm gonna lose my mind with those girls on my tribe. Think anyone will notice if I wrap one of them in my Texas flag and send them down the river? With weights attached, of course.

Quechua, Day 1

Over on the other tribe, players from the original Survivor : Borneo game are once again reunited at their new camp Quechua. The tribe consists of Kelly, Rudy, Sonja and Susan of the Tagi tribe, and Gervase, Greg, Gretchen and Joel from the Pagong tribe.

Jeff Probst : Welcome to Quechua, everyone!
Mark Burnett : Welcome everyone! ...and jeff
Rudy : Well thanks for the warm welcome!!
Grecth : My two favorite hotties! Sorry, Rudy.
Greg : Ahoy mateys!
Kelly : nice place y'all got here, howdy Greg! oy Rudy! ola Gretchen!
Susan : hello tribe mates. I'm sure this is going to be a fun and exciting game.
Joel : Hello ladies! Let's have fun together *wink*. We're here alone STRANDED on an island together, and a man has needs. Like food and shelter
Greg : Yeah, Joel, we're on one of them landlocked islands. Fortunately I packed some good llama recipes that should come in handy when we're stranded in the Andes like that soccer team in Alive!
Gretchen : Well shit! Looks like I'm going to have to bring out my Night Owl if I'm going to catch up with anyone!

Kelly – CONFESSIONAL : oh golly, the game's started and oh my lord, Greg is hot!...I find it kinda weird and somewhat creepy that Gretchen and Rudy are flirting with each other, but they are happy older people, and they're cute when they make connections like that ^_^

Joel starts making small talk among all his present tribe mates.

Joel : Heeeey. Wassup Greg! Just saw your message in the forum where I posted. Nice to see I have company here! Just woke up not too long ago (I'm on nocturnal mode). So you're a night owl too?
Greg : Tonight I am. Everybody is from Season 1 of Survivor -- pretty cool.
Joel : Yeah, I noticed that too. I guess the other tribes are from a different season. I'm glad we get to be the originals w00t!

Joel : Hey wassssup Rudy! Nice to meet you man. Have you met the other tribemates yet?
Rudy : Gretchen but that's it.
Joel : I thought this was going to be kinda chill. But we definitely HAVE to win and NEVER go to TC ever!
Rudy : I think inactive people should always go first if they aren't gonna contribute to the tribe.
Joel: I think you're cool so far. I like people who talk--more fun, more interesting. If you want, I'd be willing to watch your back, if you watch mine. I want our tribe to be strong and united, so we can go into the merge with numbers.
Rudy : Oh I'm so done with making an alliance with you. Seems like we're both up late at night anyway! It would be strange if we weren't allies. Lol
Joel : Sounds good to me. I want to play this game with as much integrity as possible. But I know at some point, we will have to lie, manipulate, and backstab people. So I want to at least have 1 person I can trust and maintain my integrity with. So you would be that person, and with everyone else, I will try my best to be as honest as I can without getting myself (or you) in trouble. You seem alright with an F2 alliance.
Rudy : Oh for SURE! It's hard to find that one person who you can completely trust you know. As long as we keep honest with someone we can trust it'll be cool and we'll sail to the F2 together. I'm so happy I'm connecting with so early. Let's try to keep our alliance on the DL for now though. the others could be threatened by our tight bond you know.
Joel: DEFINITELY. We should keep this F2 alliance secret at all costs.
Rudy : Sounds good to me!! I'm totally down for that.
Joel : I don't necessarily think we should make it a 4-man alliance though. I think once we have each formed an alliance with our "side," we should just sort of stay active and friendly with everyone, and let them invite us into whatever majority alliance ends up forming. That way, they don't suspect that we are together or have any kind of control.
Rudy: ooo yeah! That would be amazing! But you know, that's an even better deal. Let's not even be too assertive and let them invite us into a majority alliance first. We're gonna take this game!

Joel – CONFESSIONAL : I saw that Rudy could be a potential ally for me. I liked his philosophy of going after inactives first, and hasn't done anything to make me dislike him so I decided that he could be the possible F2 ally I've been wanting. I'm taking a potential game-ending risk right here and now, by even trusting him with that much of my future, integrity, and plans. I want Rudy to know that I want this alliance to be a true alliance. Not a convenience one, but a loyalty-based one. A 2-man unit is better than 1, so if he's a worthy ally, than we can do serious damage. I might have just ended my game though, if he ends up being an evil bastard or a loose-cannon. But meh, what are you gonna do?


Joel : HOLLA! Hi Kelly and Gretch. I just wanted to give you a holler. Hope we have an awesome tribe, have fun, and kick the other one's butt together!
Kelly : yeah our tribe is gonna rock!...just like you...wait speaking of rocks, didn't you say you were from little rock? oh well...rock on! ^_^
Gretchen : absolutely! Now that I figured out how to get back here!

Aymara, Day 2

Still shaken by Colby’s strong approach to the game, Kel contemplates on telling what he knows to the others.

Kel : Hey Amber, Alicia and Jerri I really am not one for stirring up the pot early on , but I thought I'd let you in on a PM that Colby sent me last night. I sort of neutrally asked why he wanted to target you guys, and he said it was because he hated you during your seasons. . . . which I thought was a kind of lame way to approach this game. I'm more interested in forming alliances based on our Bolivia game personalities/play rather than the baggage we come with. Amber : Do you want to fight back and form an alliance together to take him out?
Jerri : Thanks for the heads-up. It's smart to get into a big alliance and target a few lone doves (because Jerri is "such" a dove, heh) during the beginning, but the reason that he gave is rather retarded in a Paris Hilton "I'm reformed and love Jesus 'coz I went to jail" kinda way. I wouldn't mind teaming up with you and the other targeted people to get rid of him, it might be smart to take out a person who's already thinking "strategy" without having yet done any of the challenges and getting to know anyone. Watch this guy turn out to be someone I actually like on the boards, heh.
Alicia : That Media Whore! Jeff will not be there to protect his ass this time! Thanks for the heads up. Classic turn the tables here? Colby first to go?!
Kel : I think we should certainly keep it in mind. i dunno about first to go - maybe no-shows first would be the easier move, but keep Colby on the hot list. what do you think?
Jerri : Who here hasn't shown up, yet? I'm about making and maintaining a team that is as strong as possible. I kinda wonder what constitutes a "strong team"? Someone who's causing discord within the tribe can be just as detrimental (if not more-so) than a no-show.
Amber : I don’t know. There's being inactive versus being a jerk. And if we can at least cover our butts with a majority alliance, then I don't see any harm in keeping him around over an inactive player
Kel : Michael hasn’t shown up yet, and true. although it could be argued that *i'm* the one causing discord :lol well hopefully we'll win tonight and this will all be premature discussion.
Alicia : I agree 100%
Jerri : Michael, huh? Should've figured that it'd be him to have burned us!
Amber : As long as we keep a 4-person alliance on the down-low, we can control this tribe.

Feeling a kinship, Jerri and Alicia got together to discuss about Colby.

Alicia : Us girls have to stick together!
Jerri : I agree! The reasoning that we're targeted is rather retarded. I think someone might need to PM that guy and let him know that we're not really Alicia/Amber/Jerri. Heh.
Alicia : LOL I'll let you PM 'Colby' and tell him that! I agree his reasoning is rather dumb, but we dont have too much to go on here. GIRL POWER!
Jerri : Kel -- he can be our token woman until the rest of the men are voted off, no? I'm debating whether or not to start a thread in the main discussion to point out as a friendly PSA that I am not REALLY Jerri. ... Or am I?
Alicia : OMFG! Hi Jerri! (just in case)
Jerri : Good times.

Tree Mail is posted in both Aymara and Quechua camps :

“A four by four
will determine your fate,
See what's in store
And don't be late.”

Rodger : Is this where we can post speculation about the tree mail also? Four-by-four drive? Or does the tree mail mean the game of four fours?
Colby : I can try to be there...I can't guarantee 8pm sharp though.
Amber : I can make it at 8, as long as we're done fast.
Jerri : I can be here for a little bit, I'll do what I can! So long as it doesn't involve plaid fuckers. (eta : Argggh! Never mind. I can't make it tonight, after all)

Rudy : I may not be able to make it guys. Or maybe I can, but my attention span will be out of whack.
Greg : I think I can make it at 8. I will try my best.
Gretchen : I can be here.
Sonja : Sorry, I cannot be around at all

Jeff Probst and Mark Burnett greets the castaways to announce their first challenge of the new game at Challenge Arena.

Jeff Probst – Challenge Instructions : Welcome Aymara and Quechua to your first immunity challenge. You will need two volunteers for the first part of this challenge. If there's not enough team members, the team will lose by default.

Amber : I’m volunteering for Aymara
Rudy : I’m volunteering for my tribe
Greg : Me too
Kelly : sorry I'm late, good luck greg and rudy, if any of y'all wanna swap out, i'm here
Rudy : swaping with Kelly. I'm in a bad state right now... sorry. So flustered.
Rodger : I will volunteer for Aymara, but if someone else comes before 8:15 who wants to do it, can they change with me?
Colby : Dang, I'm here...late. Wood issue.
Rodger : I have to go.

Mark Burnett – Challenge Instructions : Here's what will happen. The 2 main volunteers will each receive 8 pieces to the puzzle. They must then combine all 16 pieces into 1 final image.
Now, the pieces will come as links to images on the forums. You must post the puzzle as those exact images. Meaning, you cannot assemble them in paint and then save it and post it here. You must assemble the puzzle using the actual pieces we send you. They are square pieces, so it's just a matter of rearranging them into a 4x4 puzzle.

Jeff Probst – Challenge Instructions : Sending the puzzle pieces in 30 seconds to Amber, COLBY, Rudy and Greg. Just a clarification... the puzzle pieces are sent to those 4 people, but everyone can help assembling the puzzle. Good luck everyone.

6:26 Amber quickly posts her 8 puzzle pieces
6:27 Rudy posts his 8 puzzle pieces
6:34 Colby posts his 8 puzzle pieces.
6:39 Greg posts his 8 puzzle pieces.

6:39 Amber assembles 7 pieces correctly.
6:55 Greg assembles 4 pieces correctly
6:57 Greg assembles 8 pieces correctly
7:02 Alicia helps assemble 9 pieces.
7:04 Kel helps assemble 10 pieces.
7:05 Kelly correctly assembles all 16 pieces

Jeff Probst : And with that, CONGRATULATIONS QUECHUA. You won the first immunity challenge! Unfortunately for AYMARA, you'll be heading to Tribal Council tomorrow.. where one of you will be voted out.Commendable effort from everyone here tonight. The teamwork is amazing for both teams.

Amber : Congratulations
Greg : Yay Kelly
Kelly : thanks Amber, i'm sure y'all did a great job too. Good luck at tribal.
Kel : congrats guys
Alicia : yeah, what Kel said
Gretchen : YAY!!! ::jumps and hugs teammates
Greg : my head hurts. And my wrist.
Jerri : Congrats to Que-cha-cha! Even if next challenge you all are goin' down. *wink*

Quechua, Day 2

Ecstatic with their first immunity win, Quechua celebrates their victory, while some tries to go beyond that.

Kelly : Oi butterface! You were awesome at the challenge! Hey handsome, what do you say you and me make a pact to the end?
Greg : Hey Kelly! Thanks for winning the challenge yesterday. Yes, let's you and me make a pact. Hopefully we can keep winning challenges and stay out of Tribal Council. But if we do go, I'll let you know what I know before TC. Greg
Kelly : perfect! it's a deal then, you and me to the end ^_^

Meanwhile, more innocent flirtations ensues, after Kelly’s popularity soared based on her performance at the challenge.

Joel : Hey Kelly. I was wondering. Do you think it'd be cool for us to watch out for one another? I don't want our tribe to lose even once, but if it happens, it never hurts to protect ourselves. So far, you're the only person I've had an actual conversation with, and I feel like I can trust you
Kelly : sure thing! i feel like I can trust you too. Wonderful to know someone, who's as hot as you, has got my back ^_^
Joel: And I'm happy to have a hot babe to kick it with 'Wink'
Kelly : aww shucks, i'm in nowhere near the same level as you are ^_^
Joel: Don't feed my ego. It's already huge. Like my guns!

Unbeknownst to the rest of the men on the tribe, Gretchen is already rallying up the rest of the girls for an all-girls alliance, a welcome addition to Kelly’s plan.

Gretchen : Ok, I may be going out on limb here but we might as well hit the ground running. You know what I'm tired of seeing? I'm tired of seeing men keep winning Survivor. The last time a woman won was when Danny Boatright went up against Stephanie, and that was because they only had women to choose from! It's been 6 seasons since a female won when up against a man, Allstars, and that was because Rob Mariano had burned too many bridges. So...what do you guys think about the women sticking together? Secretly of course!
Sonja : I am sooo in! Thanks.
Kelly : definitely up for the girl power alliance, we gotta show these men who rules Bolivia...
Gretchen : Sweet! Just waiting to hear from Susan. I was also thinking that if we can get Susan on board, we should keep it secret from the guys and play along if they want us to be in an alliance. That way, we keep them off guard and get inside information.
Kelly : I was also thinking, if and when we merge, we rally the Aymara girls on our side and just pull a surprise coup on the men (which ever tribe is more dominant come merge time) even if we lose our numbers to the aymara's at the merge, they'll immediately target the alpha males. plenty of time to rally the women together.
Gretchen : that sounds great! (still waiting for a reply from Susan). I really don't want to post a thread that says for her to check her messages, because I might as well say 'HEY GUYS - WE'VE GOT AN ALLIANCE SET UP ALREADY! HAHAHAHA!

Kelly – CONFESSIONAL : Gretchen came up and gave a huge speech about an all-girl alliance. I took her up on it. I think it says a lot of her character to really reach out strategically this early and I do believe she will be a force to be reckoned with. It's never too early to play the game, which is why I have a tremendous respect for Gretchen. Of course that means she's a big threat. The girls' alliance is official and so is my mini pact with Greg. Greg is a perfect ally, he's loyal, committed, and so darn cute. If all goes well I might even be on Joel's favorable side. I'm secretly flirting with Joel. He's hot and we have a mini alliance together. Wouldn't mind going with him all the way...in the game I mean. This means i'm pretty much set, alliance-wise. I've also proven myself to be a tribe asset in the challenge. So hopefully all goes well, baring any twists in the game.

Joel – CONFESSIONAL : I think the natural alliance that would develop would be an Active's Alliance between myself, Kelly, Gretchen, Rudy, and Greg. I already have my alliances set-up with Rudy and Kelly. So now I have to get in good with Greg and Gretchen, and I'll be good to go. I've initiated the alliance with Kelly and Rudy, so I will wait to be invited into an alliance with the other 2

Aymara, Day 3

Frustration sinks in among the Aymara tribe members as they start to realize that they’re heading to tribal council tonight.

Elisabeth : How's the team? Sorry, I got stuck in tribal warloads traffic and didn't make it in time to volunteer for the challenge!
Amber : we lost

Amber – CONFESSIONAL : OH MY GOD THAT WAS THE WORST IC EVER. What the FUCK!? I get fuckin' Colby who targets four people he doesn't even know, but he can't do jack shit with a computer? Fuck that. No, that's not going down in Amber's tribe. Seriously. I commend Alicia for her efforts in helping me, but fuck.. that was dismal. I don't think my team tried as hard as they could have. I think Greg, Rudy, and Kelly are going to be my main threats. At a merge situation, I'd try to work with them if we (still) have any kind of inactivity. Gretchen seems like a ditz.

Alicia : Amber you were awesome out there, had to be said again, sorry I couldnt help more
Elisabeth : Sorry guys! I see that Amber was quite the performer. Good effort!
Michael : I think it will take us time to figure it all out. Good job, everyone who was there!
Kel : Losing sucks. Let's not do it again.
Jerri : We won't lose again. And that's not just because we're badass motherfuckers, either.
Michael : Between Amber's hard work and Jerri's slutiness I'd say we have a real chance!.


Rodger – CONFESSIONAL : After the immunity challenge, I definitely have more esteem for Amber. She worked very hard, and I was very sorry I could not be there to help the team. Our competitors seem very tough. I think that Kelly and Greg will be hard to beat if they make it past the merge.

Still reeling their first challenge loss, the Aymara tribe has an even heavier task ahead – so people are starting to talk more among themselves. Kel talks to Colby on his challenge performance.

Kel : Thanks for all your work tonight Colby - I know how hard it is to work with images when you're on dial up. I know you mentioned the three ladies, but I'm leaning towards booting Michael right now - go for the person who didn't even post until after the challenge. We could save the three ladies to boot after the easy "not-really-interested-in-playing" boots.
Colby : I'm not on dial up, but my computer is old and slow. I agree that we can't boot anyone who showed up for the challenge, which leaves us Jerri, Elisabeth and Mike. I'd prefer Jerri or Elisabeth of those two, but I'm not fussy. I'll put it to majority.
Kel : Elisabeth did seem kind of spazzy and new. I don't really understand Mike's first post though.

Alicia too, tries to see where Colby’s head is at.

Alicia : Was there someone who didn’t show tonight?
Colby : Elisabeth, Jerri and Mike didn't show up. Rodger bailed before the challenge started. That left you, me, Amber and Kel. I say we boot one of the three that didn't show up for the challenge. Your thoughts?
Alicia : I agree, Mike then?
Colby : I prefer Jerri or Elisabeth. But I say we talk to the others, and majority rules.
Alicia : I agree about the majority, but I would prefer Michael.

Kel returns to Colby’s original targets to hatch a plan.

Kel : hi alicia, amber and jerri, We've all had discussions about Colby vs a "no-show". ironically, by targeting you three, it looks like Colby has created an alliance for us! We have 8 in our tribe right now, and we could be an alliance of 4. i'm Kail and you guys are my alliance of hot guys. oh wait, wrong show. um. i'm the hot guy with the alliance of three bitches. we vote off Michael this round for not showing up into the forum until after the challenge - we can easily get at least one more person to agree to that. after that, the game is in our hands, right? Please talk amongst yourselves. and don't bother fighting over the hot guy in your alliance - i'm all for a foursome.
Alicia : Kel, it is as if you are reading my mind.
Jerri : So I'm thinkin'... Charlie's BItches? I'm in.
Amber : LOL In all honesty, I would rather go after Colby, but since it would be a bit early, I'm good with going after Mike.
Kel : i'm for going with colby if you could find another swing voter. let me know!
Amber : Then it looks like we might be going after Mike. Not here, he's inactive, and even though Colby's a douche, we might as well keep him around for entertainment value.
Jerri : ssts yeah, at least Colby's playing in character. I can't wait until he starts spouting off that "if ifs and buts were candy and nuts" retardation.

Kel – CONFESSIONAL : I'm a bit paranoid that I'm working people too hard, talking too much and pm-ing too aggressively (isn't that what I'm getting Colby in trouble for?). I keep second guessing how other people are taking my pm-s. I am working to create a "hot guy and three bitches" alliance of myself, Jerri, Amber, and Alicia, ironically created by the person who targeted the three.


Kel tries to infiltrate Elisabeth’s thoughts on her votes tonight.

Kel : what are your thoughts on voting? i'm thinking Michael, since his first post was after the challenge!
Elisabeth : Yea, that doesn't show much interest. Did anyone not show up at all?
Kel: I think Mike's the only one who didn't really show up. Everyone else has at least posted and shown interest in the game. I sent Mike a Welcome PM and he hasn't even opened it.
Elisabeth : Great, thanks! I sure hope that my not knowing what to do quite yet doesn't look like I'm not interested!

Elisabeth – CONFESSIONAL : I think Amber kicks butt in the puzzle department. As for my competitors, Ican't say I've got much of an impression yet. As for tonight's TC....Kel said that the tribe member that has not been posting and showing up much should get booted. I'm still trying to figure all of this out and don't want to be viewed as being indifferent. Better watch my Elisabethian butt!

Jerri solidifies her friendship with Alicia, and an alliance is born.

Jerri : Hah! You're a splinterverse person...Anyway, did if we can keep this on the downlow, we should make it to at least the merge and hopefully.
Alicia: Maybe there will be a Who is Who game at the end of the challenge. Michael is getting my vote tonight. Lastly, us Splinterverse people need to stick together, to say the final 2?
Jerri : Sounds like a plan. At the end it should come down to us 4... if all goes to plan. Should we have Amber or Kel as our third wheel? Amber would be good because she could be part of a "girl" alliance. Kel would be good because he's pretty sensible (for a man, at any rate, heh) and easy to talk to. We don't have to decide now, but it's definitely something to keep in mind over the duration of this game.
Alicia: Lets see how the game progresses regarding Amber or Kel, and go from there.
Jerri : sounds good.

Jerri – CONFESSIONAL : Tons of respect for Amber -- she kicked ass! I already am in an alliance that'll have me at the final 2 if I continue upon playing my cards right. Heh.

Meanwhile, Michael appears online, and Colby is quick to make a move.

Colby: You and me - Alliance? Maybe with Rodger and Elisabeth? I know we can beat the others. Draw in Kel as a 5th, until we don't need him?
Michael : Sorry for the late reply - I couldn't even find the inbox. I like the sound of your suggestion if it's not too late. So if we do this - who's out tonight?
Colby : Neither Jerri nor Elisabeth showed up for the challenge, so I'd go with one of them.
Michael : I have no idea what to expect at tribal, and feel like crap for missing it.

Michael – CONFESSIONAL : As a west coaster, I missed the whole shebang. I have to say I was proud of how Amber and the others stepped up to the plate. I'm afraid that since I didn't get a chance to contribute, I have a good chance of being evicted tonight.




TRIBAL COUNCIL

Jeff Probst : Welcome to Tribal Council. How does it feel to be the first losers in this game, Aymara?
Colby : It sucks to lose Jeff, it really does.
Jerri : Why, it's quite possibly the best feeling ever!
Elisabeth : we are just so ... so ... ashamed of losing
Jeff Probst : Jerri.. is this game turning out to be what you expected it to be?
Jerri : It's actually more fun. 'Though I was expecting some more cheap booze and hookers.
Kel : i thought you WERE the hooker.
Jerri : I'm not a hooker, I'm simply a merry little slut! It's how I roll.
Jeff Probst : Colby... are there any designated roles among your group (any appointed joker, father figure, token slut etc)? What's your role in this tribe?
Colby : I'm the designated wood gatherer. Kel, I would guess, is the joker. Jerri's obviously the slut.
Alicia : Jeff, I have a confession..... I FELL IN LOVE!
Kel : wait, wait. love alicia? with who? i haven't even had time to get the moves on!
Jeff Probst : Ooh Alicia.. pray tell (so that we can laugh at you)
Alicia : Kel, honey, its not you. The way Greg looked at me at the immunity challenge, its love at first sight Jeff!
Jeff Probst : Greg? His face looks like he's dipped in butter. oh okay.. now I see the attraction.
Mark Burnett : Probst is going to easy on you n00bs, all this joking and shit... I think it's time for burny to take over. Jerri... Are you always this funloving, or does your joking personality tonight reflect upon your comfort in this tribe?
Jerri : Both, I guess. Plus, I'm easily amus.... Shiiiiiiiiiny!
Mark Burnett :Alicia, is tonight's decision easy?
Alicia : I think it was an easy decision, yeah.
Mark Burnett :Kel, Do you always challenge authority to appeal to your fellow tribemates?
Kel : always dude.
Mark Burnett :Elisabeth, how are you fitting into this new tribe? Do you feel apart of the group?
Elisabeth : I'm trying! Just not adept at this stuff - my first time. (awww...) But I am trying my best.
Mark Burnett : Elisabeth, what ways are you attempting to get along with this new group? Do you think you could improve on those ways?
Elisabeth : Probably need to communicate more via posts and volunteer for the next challenge.
Mark Burnett :Alicia, did anyone stand out in the challenge? Either as a detriment or a help for the tribe?
Alicia : Both, Amber stood out as our team's hope, she got us out of the gate quickly at the IC. On the other side of this coin are our team-mates who did not show.
Mark Burnett :Alicia, do you think it's disrespectful to other tribemates, such as Amber, who are trying their hardest to win the task for others to simply not bother showing up? Or do you understand their inability to arrive?
Alicia : Yes I do think it is disrespectful. But I also understand why some could not be there due to prior commitments. Perhaps some communicated that fact better than others.
Mark Burnett :Colby, is it frustrating being forced into these sexual jokes between you and Probst. Especially since you didnt choose to be colby?
Colby : Yeah. Not because I don't have a good sense of humour, but because I just don't have time for sexual banter right now.
Mark Burnett :That would get on my nerves too Colby. Have you expressed to anyone on your tribe your discomfort with the sexual humor?
Colby : I'm not uncomfortable with it, I just don't have time for it right now.
Kel : Mark, to be fair, Colby was the one who straight out of the gate made "wood" jokes. I don't think we would go as far if that weren't the case. . .
Colby : I see it as an attention-getting device. I don't need to resort to that to get attention. But from, say, Jerri, I expect nothing less. And hey, it's not my fault if people associate getting fire wood with getting off. I can't control people's thoughts.
Jerri : Ah, yes. You do realize that I am not actually Jerri? (I'm really Colleen, shhh!)
I heartily apologize to all here for having the audacity to try and make you all smile and/or laugh. I'm obviously SUCH a horrible person... I'll try harder to be more like Colby. Hey, guys, brb, I'm gonna go get some wood. Oh! Make sure you don't make any sexual references that concern me (even though they're obviously all jokes and not to be taken seriously)!! It's not that it makes me uncomfortable, it's just that I don't have to time to banter back... Oh wait. I'm posting right now, aren't I? I guess I do have the time... D'oh!
Alicia : Jerri, girlfriend... Oh YEAH sista!
Colby : And I'm not really Colby either....if I wasn't playing Colby, I'd probably be joining in the jokes more. I'm not really as uptight as Colby is....but hey, I'm just playing a part too. Of course, I've also got an 8 year old reading over my shoulder asking when he can play Shape Shifter....so forgive me for being rushed.
Kel : where’s the popcorn?
Jerri : That sounds like a cop-out. "I'm playing a character, which is why I'm being a douche to you, even though we have never had a conversation!" Seriously, why are you targeting me? We haven't even said more than two words to each other.
Colby : Good grief, now who's taking things too seriously? This is a game. A game based on a tv show. Don't like how I am, vote me out. I won't exactly take it personally. For all I know you're one of my favourite people under your Jerri nic. I'm trying to do my part by being here, but I just do not have the time for this right now, and I'm sorry if you think that means I don't like you personally.
Jeff Probst : okay bitches.. i'm gonna end TC right now. Thanks Burnett for taking over.



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